Welcome to teh official zooptionary! In this place you will find the meanings of some words and phrases a Katilina is apt to use. Memorize them and impress your friends and coworkers! Or only your neighborhood Katilina, but that is just as nice.
<><: This is an angry-fish sort of emoticon. It represents anger, or distrust/dissapointment. Click here to see where it originated. Exciting stuff.
ATAPIYHDD: This is short for 'Ain't that a pickle in your hot dog, dawg'. It is not actually a question, and it is not decidedly naughty. ATAPIYHDD is used after a life-changing statement, for example: Dogs are really cats! ATAPIYHDD!!
Convergence:We are converging...we are becoming the same.
Crescendo:Not just for music and climaxes, a crescendo is used to rate your life-quality, happiness-wise. It is a rating often given internally after some variety of observation, such as a presentation.
Flaxish:Not up to my personal standards. For example, this website is flaxish! My life is flaxish. You are flaxish. Pass that flaxish ham.
Hatan:This is just a personal term. It refers to the collective unit of Hitler/Satan, (the evil shades of my parents).
Lick:An expression of approval, love, or lust. It is only used as an interjection/stand-alone fragment. For example. Erb! Lick.
Life is a ______:Ex.) Life is a sandwich, life is a pony, life is a telephone. Derived from "Living is a thing I do, and uncles are the men. Tasty are the ponies, and sallow is the hen" etc. Used to express philosophicicosicitcal thought, as I have just done here! Find the hidden word, oh just try it.
Sangry:Literally means sad/angry. (Ooh, clever. o_O) It is a common emotion of many xanga-webloggers.
Trout:Trout on! It is a good thing, like mints. I give you a trout, in exchange for some amount of pleasure you have added to my life. Anal sex gets 5 trouts! (Not to be confused with crescendo)
Zoop: This is a word that means "wow!", "oh no!", "Holy Sandwich!", "Rrr!"...and many other things. Infact, it is one of the most versatile words I have had the pleasure of using. Common variations include zooping, zoopists, zooper/zoopah, zooped, zoopacious, zoopular, zoops...etc. The word itself is actually the name of a game from Viacom/Hookstone. I feel guilty for taking the word as my own, although at the time I did not realize it was a game...when infact I have 3 copies of it downstairs, silly Katilina.
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