Are you a toilet?
Where do you live?
In a bathroom!
In the kitchen!
I live no who whaa?
What colo(u)r are you?
I come in many colors, like beige and off-white and periwinkle!
I used to be white.
Color racist question wha?
Are you social?
People I no see them whaa?
No, I usually only see one person every few weeks.
Goodness yes! I get lots of action
What's your favorite month?
WHAT MONTH WHERE!??!
December.
They are all the same to me.
Please make sure you've answered all the questions!