"Ouch,"
says Ohio native Emily Clarke, "waxing is a painful chore!"It's no news to millions of Americans that waxing is one of the most painful means of hair removal. So why is it so popular? "I like the pain," says local suave man Ryan, "and it makes [my body] feel terribly smooth." Ryan is not alone in this, but at Katilina.com, we strive for a pain-free life!
Attractive yet hairy Katilina Schoomu* believes in alternate means of hair removal. "You'd be surprised how many people don't know about shaving!" she says. It's true that shaving works, but, as Katilina knows, it isn't very fun. "It's not fun, no," Katilina told me. "Why it's absolutely thrilling! I love it and I propose a ban on waxing." Moments after, hoards of Katilina fangirls declared it "A solid cause" and have taken up the razor. "It's just sexy," Marcus Schoomu boldly states.
Megean Atlas* of a wee town in PA believes that it is a hopeless cause. "Waxing is just too popular, it won't ever leave." As for this reporter, if you've seen my feet you know that just isn't true.